Rules for dating my son quotes
[Kerry, listening to her, sighs and rolls her eyes] Bridget: [on the phone to Donny Doyle] You have reached Bridget's voice mail. Your face looks like Lacey's." Bridget: [in shower] Who's the girl with the great hair? A: Coming to the breakfast table wearing pajamas and black socks? And it's the knowledge that my wife and kids love me that makes it safe for me to wear pajamas and black socks to the breakfast table. Cate: Well of course honey, whatever you want Bridget: Okay well I need 25 from various stages of his life... Cate: [reading Paul's last article] Okay readers, today we're having a little pop quiz, it's multiple choice, so sharpen your number 2 pencils and put your thinking caps on. Here's a quote: "Dad, you're an idiot." Now, contestants, this was said to me because of which of the following transgressions? Now do you know how many times I called my father an idiot? Because I know that whenever they insult me whether it's a "You're an idiot," "You're a geek," or an "I hate you," an "I love you" isn't far behind. And Jesus isn't going to wanna back outta that dare! And my wife reassures me this is a good thing over and over and over, and she's always right. Well my house would be quieter, and I'd spend a lot less time in the bathroom, but no. Bridget: [to the tune of P-U-R-P-L-E, in the shower] Who's the girl with the pretty hair? Cate: Yeah and Fred going on about the difference between electric and gas powered weed whackers. Back then we didn't share our deep personal feelings, our deepest conversations usually revolved around the tigers bull pen. There's not a feeling that my kids are afraid to express over and over and over. [Bridget walks downstairs dressed in tight pants and a short shirt]Paul: Uh, Bridget, why are you dressed like that? Bridget: Hey, at least I get...[Paul turns to Bridget]Bridget: ... Paul: Okay, Cupcake, I think you missed the word "under" in underwear because I can see your bra and that slingshot your wearing under your pants. Paul: Well, maybe that's why your generation is so angry.
Otherwise, you will continue to date her and no one but her, until she is finished with you. Bridget: Oh please, the only reason you're popular is because I went out with Kyle, which made him popular. I mean Dad's a terrible liar, and Jesus is gonna be sitting right there. Kerry: Mom, Fred Doyle is planning on having dinner with Dad and Jesus in Heaven? Kerry: Yeah but Dad's spent three years avoiding the Doyle's annual barbecue, how's he gonna get outta that? Carter Tibbits: [a second screen pops up with him sitting on the couch in his room] I can't! You know, when I was a teenager going on my first holiday without my parents, I was scared. A: Coming to the breakfast table wearing pajamas and black socks? And it's the knowledge that my wife and kids love me that makes it safe for me to wear pajamas and black socks to the breakfast table.
Cate Hennessy: So, where's your family tonight, Carter? [Pats Rory on the shoulder] How're you doin' there, son? that I, I want you to know that I wasn't playing with your stuff. He goes back to looking at Carter] My son took something.