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Dad: like a fucking maple tree Chimmy: true true Yoongles: I wasn’t aware I was being exposed today Mom: ‘twas unplanned Yoongles: understandable have a nice day Guccihoe: is he okay?

Dad: he’s gonna go take a nap and because we’re not using the other chat he doesn’t want the notifications Chimmy: he realizes there’s a mute button right Dad: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Guccihoe: he’s too lazy for that Mom: the leave group button is less work than the mute button Sunnyboi: yeah cause the bitch asks how long you want to mute the group like why tf you wanna know?

Yoongles: of course I would Jimmy John: WELL I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO DIE NOWYoongles: suicide pact??

Namkanda: I’m down Mario: Joon what the fuck Namkanda: gotta blast Jimmy John: so today I’m making oatmeal right and I have to heat up the milk and I ask Kook to put it in the microwave and I suddenly remembered he's afraid of fucking microwaves Bunny boy: false.

Guccihoe: if I wasn't I would probably be bored enough to read through this bullshit Bunny boy: that’s fucking rude Sunnyboi: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Jimmy John: LISTEN TO THIS FUCKING SHITMario: oh fuck Namkanda: gtg Jimmy John: GET TBE FUCK BACK HERE NOWGuccihoe: IS THIS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH ROSEJimmy John: DONT EVER MENTION THAT NAME AGAINJimmy John: BUT YESBunny boy: What’d Chaeyoung do?? Yoongles: I’m otw Bunny boy: GUYS CHAEYOUNGS CAR GOT VANDALIZED LAST NIGHTGuccihoe: coolio Mario: Sunnyboi: what happened to it?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Guccihoe: Not your dick Junglebook coconut head faceass: How the fuck would you know?

Yoongles: all you got is broad shoulders you bottom bitch square the fuck up Mario: actually I have......... Kook: I don’t wanna talk about it Tae Tae: does it have something to do with Chim? Kook: no Tae Tae: I feel like you’re lying but okay Kook: I just.... Tae Tae: wtf does that mean Kook: I don’t want to say Tae Tae: STOP BEING A PUSSY AND TELL MEKook: FINE I SAW HYUNG WEARING A THONG AND HIS ASS WAS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I POPPED A BONER BACKSTAGE AND I HAD TO RUN TO THE BATHROOM TO GET RID OF IT BEFORE WE PERFORMEDTae Tae: did you just admit it Kook: admit what Tae Tae: that you’re gay Kook: no tf I’m not Tae Tae: okay fine bi Kook: IKook: I’m pretty sure it was because I’d never seen an ass naked before and it was really nice Tae Tae: Guccihoe: so kook just told me he saw jimin in a thong at a showcase in high school and popped a boner then jacked off in the bathroom but has the audacity to say he ain’t gay Hoesuck: EXCUSE ME Yoongles: Tae Tae: if I wasn’t a confirmed gay Chim’s ass would’ve been my gay awakening Mom: if I was a top I’d go after that Dad: understandable.

Mario: RECEIPTSGuccihoe: what a power move Yoongles: that’s cool I have some too Guccihoe: yeah hyung and I went shopping last night Namkanda: he means love life receipts Tae Yoongles: He knows what it fucking means Joon Yoongles: but think about this.... If he wasn't my son I'd go for it too Mom: I'm not even mad Hoesuck: I the designated switch bitch would top for Chim everyday Guccihoe: he’s also my best friend and we’re both bottoms so it would never work out y’know Guccihoe: ALSO we need a fucking plan Hoesuck: to get jikook together????

Min Min: she’s a bitch kook Min Min: she talks shit about taehyung and I constantly, she’s super fucking rude, and she’s low key homophobic Koo Koo: what? Taehyung even has a fucking video of her pushing me over!

Min Min: she told me I should kill myself because I like a boy on campus Koo Koo: are you fucking serious? Koo Koo: I tried apologizing and you just fucking lied to me Koo Koo: I thought we were friends hyung Min Min: have I ever fucking lied to you? Min Min: thought so Min Min: fuck off Min Min: don’t ever talk to me again Yoongles: I have a fucking headache Mom: we all do Sunnyboi: it's offical Sunnyboi: Mom: STOP IT NAMJOON JUST SHOT COFFEE OUT OF HIS NOSEYoongles: That buffoon does it all the time he'll be fine Dad: did that movie Jimin likes come out on dvd yet? Dad: obvi Guccihoe: yeah I just bought it Sunnyboi: God bless Yoongles: I'll be over in 10Sunnyboi: Same Mom: Same Mom: Joon is too he's just busy buying food Taehyungie: he’s an asshole but guess what Taehyungie: I love you Minnie: me????

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Bunny boy: she told me she was fucking Choi Hojin on the side Guccihoe: DSFKDLEKFB NOBunny boy: YES SHE WAS SO PROUD OF THE FACT TOO AND I GOT TO TELL HER SHE HAS HERPES NOWGuccihoe: DSKFLRBFEIFB WHAT A LEGENDBunny boy: thanks hyung Bunny boy: anyway I gotta go prepare some shit byeee Yoongles: prepare what shit? Sunnyboi: Mom: SLJGFBSDIJG WHO DID THISSunnyboi: Yoongles after Jungkook ignored him at the kebab place Guccihoe: STOP MAKING ME LAUGH IM TRYING TO SPYGuccihoe: ANYWAY Chim got off the couch to get the door and I’m hiding in the kitchen Guccihoe: HOLY FUCKDad: WHATGuccihoe: HE FUCKING WENT FOR ITSunnyboi: HE DID WHAT NOWGuccihoe: I MEAN HE DIDNT REALLY ADMIT HES GAY FOR JIMIN BUT HE HAS A POT OF CHIM'S FAVORITE FLOWERS AND LIKE 3 BAGS OF TAKEOUT AND HE’S WEARING THE ONESIE CHIM BOUGHT HIMSunnyboi: THE BUNNY ONE?