Dating things say
Consider a survey that asked 2,000 women for the key factor in deciding whether or not they will sleep with a partner: Forty-six percent responded “knowing where the relationship is headed.” To rekindle her desire, and affirm how much she means to you, focus her attention on the commitment you’ve made to her.
The house, the kids, the wedding album—they’re all still there, but she needs spoken evidence, too.
Every long-term relationship is a celebration of two people beating the odds.
The longer the two of you are together, the more couples you’ll know who didn’t make it.
Get in a crowded elevator and say “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.” 43.
Dress up as a giant m&m and run through a busy place shouting “THE SKITTLES ARE COMING! Go to Mc Donald’s and ask for a sad meal, then yell “SAD PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT TOO! Write “Free Gumballs” on a piece of paper, and tape it to a gumball machine, and watch. Tape a walkie-talkie to a tree or a lamppost and as people walk by say some random innuendos. Find a grumpy person, give them a Snickers and say, “You’re not you when you’re hungry” and walk away. Go to an electronic store with a banana and say that you want to upgrade to an apple. In winter put snowballs in your freezer, then in summer, throw them at people who are sunbathing. Call the Skittles Company and complain that Skittles do NOT taste like a rainbow. Put up a lost cat sign that has a picture of a potato. Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, “HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? Get in a taxi and tell the driver to “follow that car”, point to a parked car.
Life is fun and it is important we learn how to go through it having fun.
Studies suggest that the average woman speaks 7,000 words a day. It’s that discrepancy between our verbal styles and needs that can turn a once-hot and sex-filled relationship into yesterday’s oatmeal. An oft-cited 2000 study from the University of Washington reported that researchers could predict with 90 percent accuracy whether couples will divorce or stay married simply by listening to them talk for a few minutes.These are not jokes you have to crack your head to say, they are some few random things everyone should know. Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino’s. Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, “I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO”! Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands, reach under the stall and ask for toilet paper. Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say: “Follow the yellow brick road”! When someone says “have a nice day”, stare at them and say, “don’t tell me what to do”! Make a cardboard car and go through a local drive through, then act as if everything’s normal. Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes by yell “PICK ME! But then, the way and manner you say them, can add some humor to it. Go to a public bathroom stall and when someone comes in say, “I’ve been expecting you…” 67.Relationships are funny things: One partner can be cruising along thinking everything’s just fine and dandy, and the other can be curling up inside like a poinsettia after New Year’s.