10 rules for dating my daughter show
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.If you told her you would pick her up at 6pm, you better be here on the dot. If you're late, it's disastrous, but if she's late, let it slide.Let her take over an hour to get ready, she's trying to look her best for you. It sent the small, close-knit family of four into total disarray.Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.
You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.